Don't Believe us? Our Resume speaks for itself... These are just a few of the numerous Evil things we have done...
Of course, not everything we do is evil, for example we are the proud founders of our very own cultish religion, the Church of Plastic, and the very company that brought you Product© brand product, Beverage© brand beverage, and NEW Stinkor© brand detergent.
So sit back, read through our pages, and wait for our agents to come to your house, cleanse any ethnically diverse people living there, and use the rest of your family for strange medical experiments paid for by the U.S. government!
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